Sunday, March 29, 2009

WHAT, Girls don't Fart?!?

Hot girls do it to. LOL.

Yo Monsters, I truly despise it with my life when girls say that they don't "release gas." WTF!! who in the hell does not fart??!!! Look I think even God farted. Yes indeed he was perfect, but I think that he created the "fart system" to enjoy pleasure and laugh a little. A man, alone in a empty universe Besides creating Eve he had to find another way of entertaining himself right? Well, girls the most cool and beautiful thing to do is to embrace one self in every shape or form. Breath through the nose and exhale through your ass. LOL. Really, trust me!

Like this friend of mine (cough, cough) lets just call her S. She says that she has never farted, and that she finds it completely disgusting and tacky, ummm.... "knock, knock." Whose there? Is your. Is your who? Is your ass bitch let me breath!!! LOL. I'm sorry S. but is just BS. If you don't fart then I am a flying carpet! Does every shit of yours turn into a flower which then blossoms from the ground? NO!! Babe, we all do it. Don't deny it just admit it.

I want all of you monsters to leave here with one thing in your head. As it is said, "confidence is the key word towards everything." So if you ever decide to pass gas in the streets, in an elevator, in a car, or in a airplane, etc.. You will be forgiven and looked upon as if you leave with confidence and attitude. Im out.

-M.I.G : ]

Sayonara Myspace, Hello!!

"Myspace is so yesterdays news. As for
now we have"

Yo Monsters, I use to be a HUGE, "myspace whore" I was completely ADDICTED. But it wasn't until I entered Kanye West's awesome Blog and read about how "White Lightning," a blogger was talking smack about Kanye's sexuality and fucking with his manhood. In total shock I decided to check on the "girl with some serious balls" and found out that she was indeed an interesting, awesome, fashionable chick. She caught my attention and now I'm creating my own blog! Besides, Myspace is so yesterdays news. I needed something to keep me busy with all this time on my hands now. I was tired of changing the layouts and accepting requests. Thanks god I found it! As for now there is a cool place to express your feelings and ideas. A second home; with followers who find interest in following your work.

Could this rivalry between bloggers Kanye West and White Lightning become a "WEB WAR"? Well, as they say "when words get in the way there's really only one thing left to do".

-M.I.G : ]

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Questioning The WalkingSponge? Dont.

(Read this in a dark, and mysterious voice)

"Point blank don't ever question The WalkingSponge, okay?!!"

(Back to your regular squeaky voice)
Where do I start? Perhaps the name? Where does it come from? The "WalkingSponge" comes from getting inspired too quickly to write. The quote that started everything was;"Im like a walking sponge absorbing ideas. Send by the man above; delivered by my Muse into my ears filling me with revolutionary ideas." I better not find this anywhere else because I vow that if I ever catch anyone else displaying this anywhere else I will become a total GORILLA.
j.k j.k!

Yo whuteva, im M.I.G and this is my new Blog! I am a very opinionated and weird- I mean what is normal right? YOU ALL JUST ENTERED MY Parallel Universe, and ya are in for a treat. I have to say one thing to my new followers, that is to never question my opinions and beliefs. If anything I say bother any of you, you all know crystal clear where the "closed" button is located. (For the handicapped is on the top right corner.) LOL.

Well enjoy. I welcome you all to a fun, adventurous but bumpy ride.

-M.I.G : ]